The Komissar has Summoned

Have you seen this wildly popular Youtube vid? Apparently, Washington has. The leader of the "free" world has been aroused from his throne and personally sent for this provocateur of the people to appear before him, "to discuss the disturbing nature of the videos" .

My imagination is alive with speculation of how our new dictator president will silence such inciting dissent. Perhaps, he will tax him... or use his Jedi mind trick on him...or inebriate his brain with the Dope of Hope...or banish him to one of the 57 states not listed on "our" map ...or waterboard him in tea...or sic Michelle on him...or sentence him to attend a Code Pink rally...or.......

Update: If our beloved rabble-rouser, Thomas Paine (Bob Basso), can free himself from the powers of the Jedi in time he will be the keynote speaker at the Indianapolis Tax Day Tea Party. That's so cool.

Ya know, perhaps, I am being presumptuous. It could be that our great and hallowed king simply wants to thank Mr. Paine for all the yummy tea he has received over the past month. It is a possibility that His Majesty has been struck with common sense and would like to consult with Tom over tea and crumpets...or not.